Monday, December 1, 2014

RIVETING THE ISSUE OF MY JULY 25 2014 SALARY SHUTDOWN BY V.R. MASONDA FOR MANDELA-MINION JACOB ZUMA

  

In the 54 years of my life which occurs May 4 2015 (if I will still be alive and keeping my sanity despite all the unrelenting brutal attacks on me), I will be surviving 27 years of continuous war with this one man, Mr Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma the chief non-Xhosa minion to the late Mr Nelson Mandela’s form of tribalism started by the dead man in the 1940s during his membership with South Africa’s African National Congress Youth League.
There have been seven battles.  I am in the middle Zuma’s Armageddon which is the current 7th battle; and 7 documents circumscribe this 7th battle.
I digress.  Please permit me.
“Seven” is a holy number

THE SEVEN PHIRI BATTLES WITH MANDELA-MINION KNOWN AS JACOB ZUMA IN 27 YEARS


1987

On the orders of Jacob Zuma, a grave was supposed to be dug in Dakawa Morogoro Tanzania (one Jackson Dira a supervisor working with the likes of SANDF’s current 2014 Simon Mabalane, whose niece is behind the current Armageddon against Phiri).  The PAC came to my rescue, assisted by my Tanzanian parternal uncle of Ubungu Dar es Salaam and I was smuggled out of Dakawa prior to me being buried alive.

I had been targeted because of blowing the whistle on the rape of women in the camps by Jacob Zuma’s Intelligence officers like Mabalane, among other reasons.

1992-1994th

Again in Tanzania, Dar es-Salaam this time: Systemic starvation of me, my wife and then uborn daughter, Thoko at the hands of Jacob Zuma 2014 SANDF Major General Mohato Mofokeng.
Mofokeng was angry for the report I had given to the PAC over atrocities committed by Jacob Zuma and his Intelligence Officers like Mabalane in 1987 around places in countries like Tanzania
1994-1998

I was derecognized as a former freedom fighter at the behest of Mandela’s master Mr Nelson Mandela, author of Mandelasque Xhosa tribalism still hamstring the SANDF to this day.
I only succeeded to get into the Army in 1998 because of relentless efforts on my part writing to newspapers in South Africa about my suffering as an unemployed man. And I also put in a grievance with Bishop Tutu’s Truth and Reconciliation Commission-TRC but of course to this day Jacob Zuma who is intent on destroying me, will not give me my dues as an officially-recognized victim of human right abuses for the obvious reason that it confirms his involvement therein even as early as back in 1987 when he headed Umkhonto Wesizwe Intelligence matters with the likes of Simon Mabalane.

1994

The tearing of my wife’s VRAF (Voluntary Repatriation Application Form results that were positive) by Nelson Mandela’s National Intelligence Agency’s operative, a Xhosa-speaking general who went by the name of Benson Mandindi.  And the of course the battles that I fought painfully to fight this on different for a inclusive of the TRC.
To this day, Jacob Zuma makes sure my first wife and our two children never set foot in South Africa out of sheer Mandelasque-Xhosa triabism (one of the bad things Zuma swallows from his political master, the late Mandela).
The shutting down of my salary in 2014, has therefore not only meant (unless human-right fighters join hands to help me) that my South African-born child Tamara is lost forever to adoption, but that my Tanzania family shall never set foot again in South Africa while I will be buried a pauper somewhere in the streets of Pretoria with Zuma having taken R4million that is due to me via my pension and service 38 years to South African National Liberation.  He will probably add up that money to finish his Nkandla Homestead.

2001

False charges against me at the ZUMA-MBEKI SANDF Army College in Pretoria.I was a scapegoat for the furore that ensured after Nelson Mandela cousin Ntombizodwa Zini-Bobelo, one of the generals working in the SANDF this 2014 with the likes of fellow-Xhosa-tribesmen V.R. Masonda, Temba Templeton Matanzima, Mlandeli Alfred Kula etc. all for Jacob Zuma lies that I was on AWOL this year hence the shutting of my salary, which is but a lame excuse.

Circa 2004

False charges made by another Zuma SANDF Xhosa-speaking general who is so openly tribalistic he says “Xhosa speakers should rule the SANDF because there is a kind of water they drink in the Easter Cape and a liquid that gives them better I.Q. than the rest of South Africans who are non-native Xhosa speakers”.  He charged me among other reasons for my writings to President Mbeki about the ravages Mandelasque Xhosa tribalism are wreaking on combat-readiness of that state asset.

Circa2010

State Charges at the hands of another Mandelasque-Xhosa tribalist of a general called Norman Yengeni.  He is seen here getting a promotion to rank major general despite having been found years as major cribbing his examinations at the South African Army College.
Yengeni charged me for blogging and putting public the grievance that their master, Mr Jacob Zuma, is to this day ignoring to stobp racim in the SANDF whether Mandela’s idea of being Xhosa, or White Racism.  These things are long banned by South Africa’s constitution and I do know why Jacob Zuma would rather die than stop them in his army.

I suspect the Mandela’s tribalists have got a big secret about people murdered by Jacob Zuma in exile and they blackmail him with such that if he were to disallow them the Old-Harry Play they are busy enjoying with the SANDF today, THEY WILL DIVULGE THOSE HEINOUS SECRETS.
I too know some of those secrets where Jacob Zuma ordered people to be tortured to death for standing up against Mandelasque Xhosa tribalism perpetrated by the likes Andrew Masondo in Tanzania, a man said by some to be possible biological father of the V.R. Masonda who for Zuma shut down Phiri salary August 2014.

The Tanzanian victim of Zuma I know of was one Giovanni who after having his entire body perforated by intelligence officers of the likes of Simon Mabalane, died from it; and was subsequently buried at night int eh waters of Wame River running across Mazimbu Dakawa.
Fortunately for the departed spirit of this comrade, Tanzanian intelligence security caught the Zuma criminals in action, gave the deceased a proper burial and locked up at Morogoro prison the perpetrators of the heinous crime for Zuma.

I saw those three perpetrators personally at prison during one of my jobs as investigative journalist. And the Zumas, the Mabalanes and the Masondas cannot deny these facts that they are today busy reanicting in a democratic South Africa the same barbarity they survived on in exile for the sake of Mandela’s Xhosanostra whose lapdog Jacob Zuma of Nkandla is.
2014 ARMAGEDDON OF SALARY SHUTDOWN

WHAT PROVOKED EACH BATTLE PHIRI HAS BEEN FIGHTING AGAINST MANDELA-MINION ZUMA: THIS STRATEGIES AND TACTICS AND PHIRI RESPONSES.

You should be getting this detail as more posts on of this blog are published.
(You know of course Jacob Zuma minions in uniform have already assassinated me when you do not get any further updates, but rather get higgledy-piggledy stuff worse-structures than what you read [I have of course already put online everything I have been writing on this Armageddon in the last three months AND THE COMPUTER WILL AUTOMATICALLY PUBLISH EVERYTHING BY MARCH 2015])

ZUMA ARMAGEDDON AGAINST PHIRI:THE ENVIRONMENT UNDER WHICH MANDELA-MINION JACOB ZUMA PROVOKES THIS UNWARRANTED AWOL AGAINST GOODMAN MANYANYA PHIRI

INTRO: ZUMA’S YENGENIS AND MASONDAS ASPHYXIATING NATIONAL COMBAT READINESS INTRODUCTION BY MEANS OF TWO OF ZUMA MINIONS DESTROYING THE SANDF WITH BLACK RACISM A.K.A. MANDELASQUE XHOSA TRIBALISM FOR THE PROPPING UP OF ZUMA POWER: MASONDA AND YENGENI

FACT: ZUMA DICTATORSHIP IN PHYSICALLY ENDANGERED NATION SOUTH AFRICA: REGIME OF ILLICIT SEX AND STATE RULE IN THE HANDS OF CORRUPT ZUMA-MANDELA CONCUBINES AND THEIR ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN HALF OF THEM GENERALS OF THE SANDF PARALYZES RSA CONSTITUTIONAL WORKABILITY, FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, PARLIAMENTARY DECORUM, JUDICIAL INDEPENDENCE, FAMILY DISCIPLINE AND ABOVE ALL COMBAT READINESS OF THE SANDF ITSELF.

NORMAN YENGENI AND TRIBAL BROTHER V.R. MASONDA PROMOTING EACH OTHER TO BE GENERALS OF THE SANDF WITHOUT PERSONAL MERIT BAR BAR ZUMA SYCOPHANCY TO NELSON MANDELA’S BRAND OF TRIBALISM (BLACK RACISM) PRO EASTERN CAPE

Zuma’s 1987-established cunning shows itself in this background image as gratitude to his fellow-Nguni Nelson Mandela: two effective SANDF majors giving each other ranks at the behest of Jacob Zuma “respective SANDF Lieutenant General and Major General”.
Both men have no clue about military science, let alone Military Law.
Both men have relatives in high Zuma places with the man  who gives us his back (Zuma’s Major turned overnight a Lieutenant General) being one of the several Zuma SANDF-seniorized officers for no other merit except having been query-biologically fathered by Zuma himself, any of the the Nelson Mandela buddies that he ordered from jail should be promoted like Andrew Masondo and Zuma, or fathered by Zuma himself.

South Africa has 20 years down the line been effectively turned into a Zuma-Mandela kingdom where SANDF officers of note have to be children of Mandela-Zuma  choices, irrespective of capability.

The man facing us, Mr Norman Yengeni and Mr Zuma’s Major General, effectively never made it beyond the rank of a Major because he did not pass the course to being lieutenant colonel, but he got charged for fraud which fraud charge Zuma’s intelligence network in the State of the Republic caused to disappear.
A full SANDF Board convened to check the competency of query-Masondo query-Zuma query-Mandela biological son (the man whose back our eyes hug) found that his competency many years back while still major found that his compentecy was never anything more than the rank he wore: “SANDF Major”.

          However, the intelligence jackal Zuma who has corrupted our ANC party since his ascent to that position in 1987, intervened to make sure the Major becomes the lieutenant general whose back we see on this picture.
Both men are Jacob Zuma’s fellow Ngunis, and to be more precise, not only fellow Xhosa speakers with Nelson,Mandela but also his fellow (Mandelasque Xhosa) tribalists.

          In that respect:
Norman Yengeni was not only a trusted lieutenant of exile days’Mandelasque Xhosa tribalist Stanley Mabizela who abused in Tanzania his ANC Chief Representative’s position for the purpose of persecuting and even murdering both non-Xhosas who challenged Mandelasque Xhosa tribalism perpetrated by Zuma’s intelligence in ANC camps,but also moderate Xhosa-speakers who were against the tribalism.
Norman Yengeni is part of the coterie of Zuma SANDF senior officers who have proven over the past 10 years (among them Mlandeli Alfred Kula, Winnie Bobelo-Zini and now Eric Mabalane and uncle Simon Mabalane) never to have any promise of rest until Lieutenant Colonel Goodman Manyanya Phiri is either dead or dismissed from the SANDF.

          I will therefore not be surprised to hear one day that Norman Yengeni, himself also rumoured to be in fact biologically fathered by either Jacob Zuma or Ladiesman-turned-general-turned-shaman Andrew Lekoto Masondo, is the Snake in the Grass who ordered Phiri salary beshut down for AWOL when my absence from duty were per order of nobody else but Zuma himself through the signature of SANDF erstwhile Chief Temba Templeton Matanzima, a skewed understanding of AWOL by a man or men who never passed his Military Law Course, except by fraud.
The other man was zapped by Zuma from being a major to being a lieutenant general of the SANDF for no reason whatsoever except to use him rubberstamp for the Zuma surreptitious fight against his fellow-Zuluman Bheki Simelane who wants his dues back to him financially for having been swindled by Zuma Political Tutor Nelson Mandela of his position as First Black Chief of the SANDF which position Nelson Mandela unlawfully and unconstitutionally gave to his blue-eyed Zuluboy the inane, undereducated and unde-rexperienced  Siphiwe Nyanda.
ENTRUST YOUR LIVES WITH THE YENGENIS AND MASONDAS
If we were tomorrow to wake up to a Mozambican attack, Swazi, Botswana or Lesotho (for examples) who would be expected to lead the counter-attack?

The South African National Defence Force (SANDF) of course!
Forget it!  As half of those generals, colonels and majors leading the South African army this 2014 only got the ranks because they are bastards begotten from Nelson Mandela’s or Jacob Zuma’s extra-marital lovers (or children of friends of the two men) THEY HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO DEPLOY FORCE FOR THIS COUNTRY’S DEFENCE.

You can now rush and call me an enemy of South Africa for stating this, rush to the Zuma-hamstrung judiciary to get my writing banned from the internet.

But I am writing this with the aim not to expose South Africa’s strategic weaknesses, but rather to warn this lovely nation: JACOB ZUMA IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THIS NATION SINCE THE ARRIVAL OF JAN VAN RIEBEECK IN 1652!

All that the half of Zuma’s SANDF generals, colonels and majors are busy with as even now of your reading,  it is to seek illicit sex with wives of weaker South Africans who entrusted employee services to the country’s Department of Defence and Veterans Affairs.  But they have no clue about waging a war in defence of South Africa.

This brings me squarely to the subject of illicit sex for promotion in the Zuma SANDF, the whistle-blowing over which I have been made enemy by Zuma to the extent of his ordering a salary shutdown in July 2014.

2SEX SELLS
When I did my diploma in journalism in the United Republic of Tanzania around 1992, about the first thing that my Newswriting tutor made me aware of is the dictum: “sex sells”.
It sells newspapers and other portals of mass communication.  Probably the biggest subject on the Web is pornography.  And they are there for one and only one reason: to make money.
Everybody knows this.  But what few people know is how sex, illicit sex to be precise, has been used by Jacob Zuma to corrupt Nation South Africa.

The concubines of Jacob Zuma, Nelson Mandela and other politicians in power, take it as their birthright to be leaders, captains of industry and generals of the SANDF.  Worse, for the illegitimate issue and the bastards born from those illicit sexual acts started from the late 1950s to this day:  they will readily lie to suppress honest South Africans and employees of state departments in order to gain favour with their chief illegitimate father, Mr Jacob Zuma.  On this blog you will read about one such bastard called Mr Eric Mabalane and his maternal uncle, Mr Simon Mabalane.

The bastards in power today in South Africa by virtue of Jacob Zuma’s abuse of power and general disrespect of any scintilla pointing towards the rule of law, stand law unto themselves in the Republic of South Africa of Jacob Zuma.
“What law?” you ask.
3PARLIAMENT AND OTHER STRATA OF CONSTITUTIONAL WORKABILITY ERODED BY JACOB ZUMA PROFLIGACY AND MINIONS
There is only one law that rules each and every one of us South Africans…and we fought for many years and lost many heroes and heroines who paid the supreme price in order that we attain it…it is the Constitution of the Republic of South Africa.

Our laws are not made by Jacob Zuma.  Nor are they implemented by him where he only stands as servant of ours being Nation South Africa.  Our laws are made by an environment where the full might of the South African Constitution can be realized.  This happens at Parliament by means of agents that us citizens of South Africa send there whenever we vote DA, PAC, ANC, IFP, EFF, COPE, “GOODMAN MANYANYA PHIRI PARTY” etc.

However, what the sly Mr Jacob Zuma has succeeded (to his own detriment though) to do is to poison that environment with his ethos of Nkandlagate Scandal, illicit sex with daughters of friends Khoza and Khuzwayo (and maybe we should call him ‘K.K. Zuma’, ‘Koek Zuma’ or if in his own Zulu mother tongue ‘Khekhe Zuma’),  and promotion through the bedroom about which I can write with authority where it comes to estimably half of the generals of Zuma’s SANDF as of this November-December 2014 counting with more trying to be generals like Bastard Eric Mabalane trying to be general at the expense of Goodman Manyanya Phiri name.  All of this phenomenal aberration on his part Jacob Zuma calls it ‘being Zulu’ which is in fact far cry from the Shaka Zulu founder of the Zulu nation who executed individuals involving themselves in Zuma-style extra-marital sex.  I, Goodman Manyanya Phiri, should know about being Zulu as my paternal third great grandfather Pikamalaza Phiri and a Prince of the Zulu Clan AmaTanje (you are bound to read about on this blog) was originally Zulu or at least part of the populace today known as such.

Now instead of that parliamentary environment for robust constutional maturation of our young democracy sitting to enact laws around our constitution, the year 2014 ends with debates rather of salary shutdowns against august members of parliament (elected by us citizens for no other duty but to hold Jacob Zuma to account for things like his Nkandlagate for his many K.K. concubines) who had, like Lieutenant Colonel Phiri, their salaries ordered by Zuma shut down in July 2014 for no crime whatsoever but EXERCISING THEIR CONSTITUTIONALLY-ENSHRINED RIGHT OF SELF-EXPRESSION PARTICULARLY IN PARLIAMENT!
4FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
My dear reader, how deep have you ever thought about your freedom of expression and how it applies to your own country.

Well, in South African democracy, a system for which I from Age 15 in 1976 started to fight for its enactment, FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION already exists as enshrined in the supreme law of this country known as the National Constitution.

It entails, I still hope even under Jacob Zuma’s relentless efforts at poisonging the Constitutional well of this country

Being able to say without prosecution that Mr Zuma is an idiot if you feel that he indeed is.
Being able to write publicly that there is a Number 1 idiot in this country called Zuma if you feel that way and can support your feelings.This, according to our democracy and our constitution, does not call for any salary shutdown for Lieutenant Colonel Phiri or for some members of parliamnent OTHERWISE WHY DID SOUTH AFRICANS BLACK AND WHITE EQUALLY SHED SO MUCH BLOOD TO HAVE A DEMOCRATIC CONSTITUTION ERECTED ON THESE SHORES IF Mr ZUMA AND HIS GOD NELSON MANDELA SHOULD BE TREATED WITH MORE REVERENCE THAT EVEN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND CAN ONLY DREAMS OF?

Freedom of Expression takes a new dive upwards in constitutionally-democratic South Africa when you either stand as Member of Parliament or a witness in Court.

Nowhere in our constitutional document and law does it stand that a member of parliament should be prosecuted with a salary shutdown for expressing himself or herself.
Now you may also say: what happened in South Africa Parliament in 2014 was no self-expression but rowdiness pure and simple.

Even if that were the case, WHERE ELSE EXCEPT IN PARLIAMENT ARE ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE OF THIS NATION ALLOWED TO BE ROWDY?
People should look into their English dictionaries first before commenting too much: check the etymology of the word “parliament”.  I have no space for that in this writing but I know the word meaning and its proper pronunciation too.

Where I am going with this is here: self-expression goes beyond word of mouth.
Example:  If I were a certain colour on a certain day, that is self-expression.
If I were a particular uniform (e.g. as an SANDF lieutenant colonel), that is self-expression.
If I walk around with a long face, dishevelled hair and a haggard deportment, that is self expression too.

If I shout at you, that is self expression.
All these and more modes of self-expression are sanctioned by South Africa’s constitution which is probably the Worlds most liberal constitution.

I challenge those people who are at arms about the behaviour this year of Economic Freedom Fighters’ Members of Parliament who wades in on Jacob Zuma’s long-windedness in explaining his Nkandlagate Scandal in Parliament.  Good People, please do some research before you criticize behaviors of Parliamentarians.

I say look at the world around you:  this is the reason why stuff like the World Wide Web is for.
Google some parliamentary behaviors in highly advanced societies like Japan and come back to Africa compare such with what the EFF presented.

Nobody was punched in the South African parliament.
Nobody threw a shoe at another parliamentarian.

Nobody invented parliamentary fisticuffs which in my Japanese example (and South Africa tends to bring up some of the best boxers the world has ever known) is nothing unheard of.
But everybody was expected by one Baleka-Mbete a Speaker to suddenly forget the mandatefor which we voted in the ANC, the EFF, the DA, the IFP etc and toe the line of docility as corruption-embroiled Mr Jacob Zuma spins one more of his bifurcated, slick-tongued and long-winded fornicate yarn around the Nkadlagate scandal!  AND SO SALARIES WERE SHUT DOWN FROM PARLIAMENT TO THE SOUTH AFRICAN NATIONAL DEFENCE FORCE ON THE FLIMSIEST OF EXCUSES against a practice pro-constitution to EXPRESS ONESELF!
5JUDICIAL INDEPENDENCE
When things get as tough as they have gotten for Jacob Zuma’s twilight years in power, so tought that Parliament is rendered unworkable, the Zuma Department of Defence reduced to a bumbling fool steered hither and thither by bastards and illegitimate children of politicians like Zuma and his Mentor Mandela (I promise you an eyeful of this) WHERE DO YOU AS NATION SOUTH AFRICA RUN TO FOR YOUR OWN RESCUE?

You run to the Judiciary, of course, which is one of the main three pillars of any statehood.
FORGET IT PLEASE! AND FORGET IT IF YOU ARE IN JACOB ZUMA’S 2014 RULE OF SOUTH AFRICA!

Half of the Judiciary has been corrupted 20 years ago already by no one else but Jacob Zuma’s mentor:Nelson Mandela.

Nelson Mandela is the man who is famously quoted as havingcomplained in the early 1960s for having been dragged into ‘A Whiteman’s Court’ because the rule of law in South Africa was then constitutionally white no question about it.

We as RSA citizenry in 1994 and alongside our constitutional dispensations remedying Apartheid Constituion, DID VOTE NELSON MANDELA IN AS OUR FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT BUT WHAT DID HE DO?

He corrupted the judiciary.
You see my point nowhere else except when you look at how he filled the judiciary with his own fellow tribesmen whose one and only duty was to suppress South Africans who sought recourse with the Judiciary.

In that respect,no case is greater than that of Zulu-speaking SANDF Colonel Bhekumndeni Qedusizi Penuell Simelane and an officer who, had he been Nelson Mandela’s fellow-Xhosa-speaker would have been the first black Chief of the SANDF for his constitutional qualificationsfor the post.  Instead, a Nelson Mandela fearful of the Zulus and Swazis who in the first place (without one single participation by Mandela’s own fellow Xhosa-speaker) started the idea of ANC formation at the end of the 19th century.

To this day, some 18 years down the line and very solid, Mr Simelane, already a pensioner, is still fighting to have his dues paid back to him for lost income as Chief SANDF. Jacob Zuma will not budge because he is still mastered from the Eastern Cape where his anti-Zulu-Swazi tribalist Mentor Mandela posthumously still has him puppet on the strings through one too many Mandelasque Xhosa tribalist senior counsel foisted by the Mandelas into South Africa’s judiciary.

To leave Simelane for a moment though, if Mandelocrats like Jacob Zuma found it koshser for him to express dislike of his being hauled to a ‘a whiteman’s Court in Apartheid South Africa’ WHY DID THE SAME MANDELOCRATS FIND IT PROPER THAT SWAZI-SPEAKING PHIRI BE HAULED IN FRONT OF AN ALL-WHITE FULL BENCH OF JUDGES AROUND 2010 FOR A FICTITIOUS CRIME PHIRI IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE COMMITTED A GAINST THE THREE JUDGES’OWN FELLOW-WHITEMAN IN THE SOUTH AFRICAN NATIONAL DEFENCE FORCE?  Wasn’t this a greater anomaly in a democratic South Africa with a stout pro-demographics constitution than it was under the Apartheid that never beat about the bush in their belief that black people are subhuman?
6FAMILY DISCIPLINE (“THE AFRICAN FAMILY AND THE MAGGIE-ZUMA FRANKESTEIN”)
After this next attention pay on the par of writer i.e. familial salubriousness and good home morals since totally eroded by an apparently oversexed Jacob Zuma, judicial independence, then, counts for Phiri as the greatest loss that Nation South Africa has suffered in the past 20 years of Mandelocracy in this land.  Even under Apartheid, judges have never been nose ring pulled by any Apartheid-era president like half of them are so pulled today since 1994 by Nelson Mandela, Thabo Mbeki and now Jacob Zuma and the latter’s string of illicit sex-involvements alongside corruption allegations at taxpayers’expense like the Nkandlagate.  If judges were under Apartheid yesmen of the President of the day, Nelson Mandela would not have been allowed in the dock to make the kind of statement that he is cheaply famed for without practising it himself when chance is given him to rule South Africa democracally and demographically.

All of this mandelocracy goes against the grain of all sense of justice that one learns even as one grows up in one’s own family, which family Jacob Zuma and Master Mandela have succeeded to erode in present-day South Africa where one too many homes filled with young growing children, are turned by Zuma’s officers of state like police officers and municipal counsellors into brothels where pimps are proud to tell you critic you can’t touch them for what they do in family households because they have support from Jacob Zuma.

You try to challenge such a statement, and they indeed pull their strings in higher places and you find your salary shut down by Jacob Zuma. (As reader, there is another eyeful for you in that respect and it involves no other family exemplified, but the extended Phiri family family themselves, the writer’s, totally smithereens by Zuma and Mandela’s corrupt morals).

If Jacob Zuma is allowed to victimize like he does some of us whistleblowers against verified reports of corruption to his own personal gain, if Nation South Africa sits idle as our salaries are shut down thinking the pestilence will never come to their doorsteps and that they are too secure, something shameful is bound to hit this nation by 2070.  We will simply turn into a colony of yet another country to which we must be in advance thankful as we will not be worthy to be called menand women of a democracy capable of making it work and defending it where need arises.

Charity begins at home; and if we allow one man to rule us even as all signs stand clear on the wall that he is the greatest corruptor of family values ever known along these shores,  there is no nation on earth that shall be adjudged wrong for coming over and ruling us as the second-class citizens we have degraded ourselves into by allowing  the rule of a corruption-prone name such as that of 2014’s Jacob Zuma.
7COMBAT READINESS OF THE SANDF
This is a thorny issue, but it also stands as my forte.  Back when I was in 1984 getting formal military training in Angola through classes of military science under the gallant military wing of South Africa’s ruling African National Congress (Umkhonto WeSizwe-MK and thanks to Commissars like Comrade Tshepo Welcome Cheela), this is the one thing that still stands out in my mind.
“Morale superiority over the enemy ensures victory”.  Now ‘morale’ is defined as ‘emotional state; spirit, mood’.  In warfare the word refers largely to your own sense of justice vis a vis that of your enemy.
I guess any military-science book will read the same; but there was something else that learnt in Angola which I think was spot-on from my MK Commissars and they said: “No morals no morale”.
They said you cannot go about turning women into sex toys (without any hope of marrying them) and still hope those women will support your future war against an enemy.
They said you cannot go about blackmailing women into sexcapades with you (or else they get no promotion otherwise due to them) and still hope those women will support your future war against an enemy.
I believe this is a South African innovation to great military repositories like the Chinese Sun Tsu.
Part of Shaka Zulu’s military might stood on the same principle.
I read from the SANDF military books written by colonial South Africa the same thing: [‘a male military officer should not get too emotionally involved with a woman unless his intention is to marry her’]
I am now looking forward to Jacob Zuma and the oversexed half of his SANDF generals together with Zuma himself not only overtuning well-established principles of war, but also winning the war they have since declared against the people of South Africa.

ZUMA ARMAGEDDON’S NUTS AND BOLTS AND WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT THE CURRENT 7TH BATTLE WITH MANDELA-MINION KNOWN AS JACOB ZUMA

The most special thing about this Armageddon is the fact that Zuma has shown his ruthlessness by means of not only shutting down my salary with legal cause, but he has succeeded to get some of my blood relatives hungry for money to support him.

Of course I had known for a long  time that my maternal aunt of Soweto (Mrs Eva Margaret Sithole and her daughter Thembisile Virginia Sihlongonyane) were working hand in hand with my enemies in government to destroy me politically as well as destroying my father’s household I am, as eldest Phiri survivor, trying to resurrect in earnest for the first time since my return from exile in 1994.
What I had not known was the levels at which Aunt Maggie and her daughter had sunken in her desire for cheap favours from Zuma governance that she could sell her own eldest sister’s eldest surviving son, Goodman the author.

You are bound to read a lot about this woman on this blog.  She by the way is also the woman I have blog post (then unmentioned by name) who claims my late father raped her when she was 12.  Now I do not know what Christian values she is following to make me pay for my father’s sins if it is true that she was raped.  Is she God?

Her daughter, Thembisile’s duty for her mother is read my blogs and then spin them into some yarn for the rest of the extended family to believe her and her mother of Soweto.
For an example, my salary shutdown ‘happened’ for Thembisile and her audience some 4 years ago already.
Read this blog to get more clue about her involvement in my destruction for Jacob Zuma.
The other sadness for me around this Zuma Armageddon is the fact of course that I am a single parent to a four-year old girl,my daughter Tamara whom Eva Margaret Shithole of Soweto and her daughter Thembisile (in their war for Jacob Zuma) have succeeded to chuck out together with myself from all blood relatives in Mayflower who are frightened by the pair that ‘Jacob Zuma will send soldiers to kill them if they should allow me and my daughter refuge in their houses inclusive of my own father’s household’.

In short, I had never known that is possible for any man alive to feel the kind of misery I am going through into four months now without a penny’s source of income with a four-year-old child who of course cannot attend crèche, cannot get food, cannot be dressed, cannot have accommodation as all these things require money that Goodman Manyanya Phiri does not have.
I am once again appealing to good Samaritans particularly in South Africa to help me and my daughter; and if anyone while I still live and survive needs to communicate with me: manyanyaphiri@gmail.com
Thank you, in advance.

ZUMA ARMAGEDDON 7 COMPENDIA OF DOCUMENTS LEGALLY FLAWED TO SHUT DOWN PHIRI’S LIFE

Over and above a string of other documents that I know are on the way from Zuma’s taxman, from creditors, and a myriad of potential attackers against Goodman Manyanya Phiri or any citizen whose salary shall have been shut down by Zuma, there are those that I know of and have come to pass. 
It is those that I am dealing with hereunder.  Amongst them include my own legal efforts in September to use the judiacial arm of the state to find out why my salary was shut down.
Zuma shut down that judicial arm too by means of simply ignoring my lawyers who are of LIPCO company (and their means of communicating with Zuma minions in the Army of South Africa are part of this blog post).  Of course, the sly Mr Zuma uses the judiciary only when it favours him and his minions and never when it favours the citizen who is in the position of Phiri and this is why I have decided to write about these documentary compendia rather than relying on Zuma’s minions in the Army to have mercy on me and treat me like a citizen with rights, military membership notwithstanding.

As adumbrated hereinabove:2014 OCTOBER 09 UNREQUITED 4 EMAILS TO ZUMA’S DOD DEPARTMENT OF DEFENCE FROM CURRENTLY UNPAID PHIRI LAWYERS, LIPCO
(The LIPCO Company gets paid straight from my salary and not via my bank account and seeing that my salary has been shut down, obviously I am no more paid up in full with the upshot they cannot represent me in any court case the Mandela-Minion Jacob Zuma Army wants to open against me.  That is the level to which the Zuma group has sunk: frogmarching a lieutenant colonel for whatever vengeful reasons to a military court without legal representation.)

LIPCO EMAIL DOCUMENT NUMBER ONE


Thevedran Byron Govender
From: Thevedran Byron Govender
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2014, 4.02 PM
To: ‘navyrecruitment@sanav.co.zabr’
Subject: FW: 98007693 Force Number MR GM PHIRI
Good Afternoon Sirs/[Mesdames]
I contact you on behalf of our above-mentioned policyholder who holds a lipco law for all policy underwritten by ABSA Insurance Company.
We contact you as our member has not received his salary for [as from August 15 2014] and usually gets paid as he was placed on suspension [by Messrs Temba Templeton Matanzima then Chief of SANDF Acting assisted by one Mr V.R. Masonda on behalf of Mr Jacob Zuma around Year 2011 ].  We would like to have some clarity as to the reason for the non-payment of salary for [hitherto].
We trust you find the above in order and look forward to hearing from you.
Kind regards
BYRON GOVENDER
Business Law Legal Advisor
Admitted Attorney (LL.B)
Tel. +27215212000
Fax: +27215212100
Website: www.lipco.co.za






LIPCO EMAIL DOCUMENT NUMBER TWO

Thevedran Byron Govender
From: Thevedran Byron Govender
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2014, 4.03 PM
To: ‘info@dod.mil.za’
Subject: FW: 98007693 Force Number MR GM PHIRI
Good Afternoon Sirs/[Mesdames]
I contact you on behalf of our above-mentioned policyholder who holds a lipco law for all policy underwritten by ABSA Insurance Company.
We contact you as our member has not received his salary for September 2014 and usually gets paid as he was placed on suspension.  We would like to have some clarity as to the reason for the non-payment of salary for last month.
We trust you find the above in order and look forward to hearing from you.
Kind regards
BYRON GOVENDER
Business Law Legal Advisor
Admitted Attorney (LL.B)
Tel. +27215212000
Fax: +27215212100
Website: www.lipco.co.za







LIPCO EMAIL DOCUMENT NUMBER THREE

Thevedran Byron Govender
From: Thevedran Byron Govender
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2014, 4.08 PM
Subject: 98007693 Force Number MR GM PHIRI
Good Afternoon Sirs/[Mesdames]
I contact you on behalf of our above-mentioned policyholder who holds a lipco law for all policy underwritten by ABSA Insurance Company.
I contact you as our member has not received his salary for September 2014 and usually gets paid as he was placed on suspension.  We would like to have some clarity as to the reason for the non-payment of salary for last month.
We trust you find the above in order and look forward to hearing from you.
Kind regards
BYRON GOVENDER
Business Law Legal Advisor
Admitted Attorney (LL.B)
Tel. +27215212000
Fax: +27215212100
Website: www.lipco.co.za






S

THE AWOL TRIO POWERED BY ZUMA SANDF MINION DUO VR MASONDA AND HIS CHEAP-PROMOTION SEEKER ERIC MABALANE

SOUTH AFRICAN LAW ON MILITARY AWOL

The underlined material in this law (to say nothing of a my non-underlined comments which are my own views and opinion) is needless to say more than I am saying not state secrets: the material is part and parcel of the Statutes of the Republic of South Africa (Defence Act No 44 of 1957 Section 14 Absence Without Leave and Non-Attendance Where Required to Attend)

(14) No person who:


a)Absents himself without leave;

b)Fails to appear at a place of parade (What paraded for Phiri at the military police?) or duty (what duty for Phiri at the Military Police?  And for that matter I could, as my suspension order have phoned Lieutenant Colonel Swart to meet with me at the door of wherever I wanted to get into some office of the army but for good heavens NOT TO GO FOR EITHER PARADE OR DUTY AT THE MILITARY POLICE, I DON’T WORK THERE, I WORK NOWHERE IN THE ENTIRE ARMY OF SOUTH AFRICA AS PER ZUMA-MATANZIMA-V.R. MASONDA ORDER) or at another place appointed by his commanding officer or leaves any such place without good and sufficient cause


c)Without good and sufficient cause goes into any prohibited (Defence Intelligence Stoep is neither restricted area nor prohibited ground as ordinary pedestrians as Phiri roam up and down  there for lack of thoroughfare with Madiba Street being under heavy engineering construction where is my sin in seeing a familiar soldier there and asking him per my force number to get into an office without me and print me my salary advice?  Must I first leave Pretoria CBD and drive or be driven to 15-km-away Valhalla to participate in “?what parade?” or perform “?what duty?” there first?  Penned on what page is this lunacy as of the Zuma-Matanzima-Masonda circa 2011 order to suspend me with full pay?) area or beyond the fixed confines of his camp; or


d)Being required to attend any school (I am not at school I am home per 2011 Zuma-Matanzima-Masonda command or maybe my sin was to be seen using some of that time rebuilding my father’s household at Mayflower D93 and some Zuma minion of a general noticed that the brothel pleasure is coming to an and end as they had with the assistance of Johannesburg/Soweto’s Eva Shithole 124B Sikhakhane Street White Cityand Daughter Thembisile Virginia Sihlongonyane a.k.a. Nyathi) or other institution, whether civilians or otherwise, fails to attend thereat or absents himself therefrom without leave;


Shall be guilty of an offence and liable on conviction to imprisonment for a period not exceeding 1 year

Which is the imprisonment for which Zuma Snake in the Grass Officer Whoever Charged Phiri in Absentia saw own eyes in the  lachrymation of depravity (for).  And for which felt own mouth watering (for) in a fit of sadism, if all to see Phiri behind bars for a year and thereafter getting my ranks as senior officer removed.


You forget, Churchified Snake in the Grass, that many holy men in the Bible were put in prison for righteousness and you are giving me brand new and better ranks if you imprison me for one year over this flimsy AWOL charge of yours.


Furthermore, would you like to guess what, Snake?
You can take my salary as you have already done.
Jacob Zuma can take my R4 million in pension money.  You can deny the fact of my suffering from PTSD.


You can make me feel the most excruciating pain by means of taking the bread off my daughter Tamara’s mouth while your own children remain as fat as you are, Snake.


You and your political fathers can take away my uniform as Zuma and Matanzima did in 2010.

You can take away my ranks after a kangaroo court in your Zuma-controlled SANDF finds me guilty in a sham trial.


where I will naturally have no legal representative of my choice

(seeing that you have already taken away my money and the means for hiring a civilian defence counsel of my choice in a situation where you preplanned to give me your own Zuma-stooge-in-military- uniform for a defence counsel and ipso faso create false procedural pretences I was fairly counselled and represented which aforesaid I will naturally reject and prefer to defend myself and still lose the battle seeing that the judge too will have been selected per credentials of being, like yourselves: a Zuma stooge)

Thus, you will succeed to convict me per that abuse of Zuma power and send me to prison (unless South African citizens of influence come to the rescue of me and the rescue of all other SANDF soldiers.


This is not for our own sakes as soldiers...real soldiers tend to be at their best during hardship...but South African civilian citizens, political parties, religious organizations and individual others would best sally over this matter for their own sakes as civilians too!


Why is it like it is Julius Malema’s party (EFF) only that is concerned about the maltreatment of soldiers at the hands of sadists who apply military law against their victims in the most unscrupulous of ways?



The day is dawning soon when even those civilians who today are not only cosy but are even blasé over the suffering of just too many SANDF good soldiers [black and white alike] will wake up that morning to read this that your are reading now and then ask themselves: “Why didn’t we get the message then?”


That of course will be the morning when your daughter or your wife will be telling you: ‘a Zuma general was here last night, and he raped me.’


You know even now in your current smug reading that you will not even try to report the matter to the police seeing that their answer is known in advance:

“No, we can’t help you Sir.  We can’t help your wife and daughter either.  The general is too connected to the President and I as the captain and station commander at this Police Station still love my job too much


“In any case, why did your wife and daughter open the door to the general in the first place?  Consensual sex, man!  I have got more serious cases to handle at this police station and so if the three of your could please go now.”

It is my belief that those who are today too inured to lift a finger or wag the good tongue for persecuted soldiers may greet that coming day with one and only one emotion:


The wish they would have a soldier like Phiri by their side!


I will not be alive then.  I will be doing my military service at a far better Country.  It is a Country Studded With Those Bright Mansions Above!


And all I could possibly do then is to give Someone a hot pat on the back and say: “Hey, Jesus!  Forget a bit about Jerusalem and look what is happening now in Pretoria: but I’d told those blokes so and they thought I was kidding!


To philosophize on this matter, only a good people deserves good soldiers.  And if you, my people, are as good a people as I so believe,then there also lies in front of you a less esoteric, if more mundane, conundrum and a very serious intellectual battle to say the least.


To see the matter the way I see it, just quiz yourself thus: “Is it really a question of ‘whether’ or is it now rather one of ‘when soon’ will I as a civilian be suffering the same fate Phiri is busy suffering right now in 2014 and possibly for more moons to come into 2015 at the hands of Jacob Zuma and minions like V.R. Masonda?


“How many days more before I too see the self-same Snake in the Grass gliding into the salary office of my own department of finance, education, health, social welfare, foreign affairs, home affairs etc.?


“Did I truly notice that compunctions never keep company with this Serpent?  Did I notice that Acts of Parliament and common law of South Africa are abused by the Reptile solely to persecute opponents?



Thank you very much for that correct answer and I believe if you were in a class of mine for Grade One in Military Law you would have passed with flying colours!


As for you, Snake in the Grass:
Yes you will imprison me


BUT YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE MY BRAINS INTO YOUR EMPTY SKULL, NEVER AS LONG AS GOD OR EVEN LIVES.


You shall fail, Snake, seeing that the acts of going about destroying what contribution more gifted South Africans make do not by the same token turn the likes of you into anything better.


Even if the entire human race were to vanish from earth to be survived by other species like snakes, those snakes will remain snakes, never getting any graduation to becoming what humans were like.


All that you Snakes at the moment are doing is to pull the entire South African Nation down where you have got nothing better to offer except more venom against people.


Snake, maybe you are busy looking forward, to the day when all South Africans will be jobless, waiting ex-Sweden-, ex-Tanzania-, ex-Russia-, ex-The Balkans-, ex-Germany-, ex-USA- etc.“-mitumba”/“-as coisas”/“-second-hand clothes” (Swahili/Portuguese/English) nations as aforementioned will be delivering to the Republic of South Africa that will sure by then have been , if to paraphrase Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu, “turned by yourselves from a breadbasket to a ‘basket case’ of its own type”



COMPENDIUM OF THE ELUKWATINI-MAYFLOWER MAGISTERIAL STRATAGEM POWERED BY ZUMA MINIONS MARGARET EVA SHITHOLE OF 124B SIKHAKHANE ST WHITE CITY SOWETO AND DAUGHTER THEMBISILE VIRGINIA SIHLONGONYANE A.K.A. NYATHI ALL FOR THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF PHIRI HOMESTEAD D93 MAYFLOWER THROUGH STATE SPONSORED PROSTITUTION

JACOB ZUMA  GOES TO GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES PENSION FUND TO GRAB R4 MILLION RAND BELONGING TO PHIRI AND TO REFUTE DOCTOR’S ORDERS PHIRI IS REPEATED SUFFERER TO POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER TO ZUMA’S 27 YEARS PERSECUTION IN THE ARMY MK APLA AND NOW SANDF

LIPCO EMAIL DOCUMENT NUMBER FOUR OF FOUR EMAILS



Thevedran Byron Govender
From: Thevedran Byron Govender
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2014, 4.11 PM
cc: ‘mmabatho.moletsane@dod.mil.za’

Subject: FW: 98007693 Force Number MR GM PHIRI


From: Thevedran Byron Govender
Sent: Thursday, October 09, 2014, 4.08 PM
Subject: 98007693 Force Number MR GM PHIRI


Good Afternoon Sirs/[Mesdames]

I contact you on behalf of our above-mentioned policyholder who holds a lipco law for all policy underwritten by ABSA Insurance Company.

We contact you as our member has not received his salary for September 2014 and usually gets paid as he was placed on suspension.  We would like to have some clarity as to the reason for the non-payment of salary for last month.


We trust you find the above in order and look forward to hearing from you.


Kind regards

BYRON GOVENDER
Business Law Legal Advisor
Admitted Attorney (LL.B)


Tel. +27215212000
Fax: +27215212100
Website: www.lipco.co.za

SOME OF THE CONCOMITANT SHORT MESSAGE SYSTEM (SMS) POSTS FROM MY JUDICIALLY-STARVED LAWYERS AT THE HANDS OF Mr ZUMA’S V.R. MASONDA SALARY SHUTDOWN

From +2782007229125873
16-10-2014
01.41 P.M.


Dear Lipco Mbr.  We notice your salary is frozen. Pls call 0861102251, as we cannot deduct from your payslip, and confirm BankDebit details. Thank You


From +2782007229 744588
16-10-2014
12.00 P.M.
Dear  Sir, we confirm that Ilke Bosman has been assigned as the mediator to your matter.  Kindly take note that you have agreed that Ms Bosman place your file relating to the protection order  in abeyance.  Please do not hesitate to contact our offices should you require any further assistance.  Kind regards, LIPCO


From +2782007229173055
14-10-2014
02.43 P.M.


Dear  Sir, we confirm that Ms Ilke Bosman has been assigned as the mediator to your matter.  Kindly take note that Ms Bosman tried to contact you and was unsuccessful. Please  contact her at  0118312700 or alternatively emailed at ilkea@lipco.co.za as soon as possible , failing which your file will be kept in abeyance.  Please do not hesitate to contact our offices should you require our dedicated assistance.  Kind regards. LIPCO place your file relating to the protection order  in abeyance.  Please do not hesitate to contact our offices should you require any further assistance.  Kind regards, LIPCO

THE HUMAN ORIGINS OF GOODMAN MANYANYA PHIRI

1THE MATERNAL SIMELANE ANCESTRY (“SIMELANE, NDLEBE ZIMQHEWANE NGOKUQHEWULWA NGAMAGUNDANE, LITALANKHOSI USOBHUZA”)

Goodman Manyanya Phiri, like any other human being that was ever brought into the world naturally, has 128 biological fifth great-grandparents,64 fourth-great grandparents, 32 third-great grandparents, 16 second great-grandparents, 8 biological great-grandparents, 4 biological grandparents , and 2 biological parents

Sadly though, if to report in this writing, of this 128 ancestors (none of whom I have heard ever committed incest to beget issue), I can only report about 8 i.e. Simelane, Phiri, Thwala, Nkosi, Khumalo,Mavimbela, Mthupha and Kumwenda.
Did you as Reader say “Very sad”?

Well,try yourself to see what records of your family tree you have and you may find that I rank amongst the world’s most knowledgeable in the subject.  For that matter, had it not been for my current persecution by Jacob Zuma’s  South Africa, I possibly would easily better than a half of this ancestral number into right into the targeted 128 by first name.

Why am I bothering about my past should probably be your next question.  I of course wish I knew; but this lack of knowledge about the identity  of those biological forbears will be my last bother as I prepare to lie in my grave, in my crematorium, or lie in whatever other means my earthly remains are consigned to inclusive, as my famous father Bright Manyanya Phiri  used to say, ‘if God so wishes,even the stomach of any animal crocodile or scavenger is as equal a destiny as any that a king may ultimately enjoy.’

Simelane is my eldest known ancestor, if knowing the name suffices.
As a result, I treat all Simelanes I meet as my grans with all due respect paid to them.
That is the teaching I received from my maternal gran, Swazi Princess Mrs Eleanor Fedeqhikizalemalangeni LaNkosi LaDlamini, the daughter of Prince Sigeyeza.  The son of Prince Khenkana, the son to His Majesty Swazi King Somhlolo,the son of LaSimelane the daughter to Goodman Manyanya Phiri’s maternal fifth-great grandfather, Swazi Nobleman Somnjalose Simelane.

My maternal grandmother the princess brought me into this world via her own daughter, Fully-weddedMrs Thokozile Belinda LaMavimbela Phiri, my mother who committed herself to the labour I am on Thursday 4 May 1961

Bheki Simelane

Let me therefore forthwith say to those prattling too much about ‘Phiri seeing eye to eye with Pretoria-based Phiri Gran Bhekumndeni Qedusizi Penuell Simelane, the first black Chief SANDF denied his place by Nelson Mandela’s duplicity and tribalism pro his own race of the Eastern Cape at the expense of Zuluman Simelane BQP and the rest of democratic South Africa’s constitutionality: “TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU!”

It all stands against the constitution of the Republic of South Africa to make a man like Phiri denounce his Simelane heritage and genetic makeup just to please politicians Nelson Mandela and the Jacob Zuma who is currently apparently preoccupied with feathering his Nkandla Nest at the expense of  other South Africans who are the ones who put him into office in the first place.
Why must it be Goodman Manyanya Phiri’s fault if you sycophants treat Nelson Mandela as your god?

Mine is in heaven; and He is buried nowhere near Qunu (Mandela).  Nor shall He be buried in Nkandla (Zuma).
Now if I were to have a quick rundown of the periods from the birth of my own three children back to Nobleman Somnjalose Simelane, here is how on estimation it would look, given some 40 year’s berth younger or older:
Simelane Somnjalose  1770 (Swaziland)
LaSimelane   1800(Swaziland)
Somhlolo        1830(Swaziland)
Khenkana      1860(Swaziland)
Sigeyeza 1890(Swaziland)
Fedeqhikizalemalangeni    1920(South Africa, Barberton, Emjindini)
Belinda  1950(South Africa, Mpumalanga, Lake Chrissie, Msukaligwa)
Goodman        1980 (South Africa, Mpumalanga, The Brook, Zonstraal, The Albert Luthuli Municipality)
Tamara (1 Military Hospital Thabatshwane, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa), Maziri (Unilever Brothers Hospital, Brook Bond, Iringa United Republic of Tanzania), Thoko      2010 (ditto)

2THE PATERNAL PHIRI ANCESTRY (“PHIRI, MATANJE, WAMPHUNO NGA NDUNYUNGU”)

SimelaneAlongside Thwala/Tfwala, Nkosi-Dlamini, Phiri in the next oldest ancestry very direct I come from.
As a result, I treat all Phiris I meet as my grans with all due respect paid to them.  I do not discriminate against another Phiri purely on the basis of his or her ethnic origin being different from mine.  In that respect those who attended the funeral of about a decade ago of a Phiri of mine who was a senior journalist of the SANDF “Soldier” magazine, will recall seeing me with that Phiri family through and through. He was Xhosa-speaking but Phiri matters more than Xhosa or Swazi or Nyasa because Phiri existed long before ethnicities and even skin colours were born.

Verily, noneof these 2014-Mandelasque-Xhosa-tribalists who make noise about Nyasa-Goodman-Phiri siding with Zulu-Bheki Simalane uttered a word as at Avalon Cemetery, I sat next to the late Brother Norman Phiri’s mother a Xhosa-speaker of Mpondo stock and comforting her…none asked “Why is this Swazi-speakig Phiri comforting a Xhosa speaker?”

If that did not happen then?  Why is it happening today, Fellow-South-Africans Mandelaque-Xhosa-tribalists when Phiri should per same principle stand by a Zulu Simelane? Or are Xhosa-speakers in your view the only people that matter to be comforted, supported, and sided with per principle in their hours of need?
What a backwardness,if so!

In that respect, I will also not discriminate against another Phiri for the reason that he or she may be spelling clan name “Peary”, “Van Vuuren” or any name resembling the Fire, Pyramid, Mountain, Wolf etc from which the Phiri surname is derived.  This is one area where I pick up problems in South Africa for not discriminating against white people or fearing them as too many of us blacks seem to be doing today.

The earliest ancestor and very direct for me is Pikamalaza Phiri.  In honour of him, there lies a shrine in North Eastern Zambia, easily visible on any map,where he was buried. He was both Surgeon General and Chief Commander of the Zwangendaba forces that, at war against Shaka Zulu all the way from present-day KwaZulu Natal where the Phiris ruled over the Zulu ethnicity then known as Amatanje People (some of whom may have metamorphed to ‘Matsenjwa’), ended up trekking northwards to as far a Zambia, Malawi and Tanzania, to name but some.
This ancestor of mine does not give  me peace of mind and from several sources I have read that if there is one gene that compounds my 21st century life it is the 19th centurygene of Pikamalaza Phiri.
History books on the Mfecane in general as well as the exploits of Zwangendaba in particular, books of course that the English wrote, portray my paternal ancestor as ‘a cantankerous man’ who apparently gave Zwangendaba sleepless nights over some of his strategic decisions that Pikamalaza found unworkable and commander of armed the forces.
Maybe I am too irritable too for authority to stomach me.  Nonetheless, I am still to find a clause in South Africa’s constitution that proscribes criticism of those you put on power.  In any case, even in those relatively backward societies, we do not read anything suggesting that Zwangenda ultimately put Pikamalaza Phiri to death or shut down his salary for his candour; even Shaka Zulu, caricatured as a cruel ruler, never put critics to death, welcomed them, rather.  In short I am marvelling as to what demon has entered Jacob Zuma’s head who likes calling himself a traditional Zulu whereas Zulu rulers have never been as cruel as Zuma is today against Goodman Manyanya Phiri’s outspokenness.  My ancestor died a natural death.  and to this day he is still revered as a hero over and above being one of the most powerful shamans 19th Century Southern Africa had ever seen. For that matter, his name Pikamalaza comes from Malawian pseudonym for Pika=Cook+ Malaza=Potions.  Thus his original first name was lost even though we all know he was a Phiri from South Africa alongside Zwangendaba.
Pikamalaza’s son was Manyanya Phiri, who in turn gave birth to Maziriyankhunda Phiri, the father of Goodman’s paternal grandfather (Jacob Phiri) and granduncle Timothy Phiri, and Jacob Phiri begot Bright Manyanya Phiri, who in turn begot Goodman the father to Thoko, Maziri, and Tamarai.
Now if I were to have a quick rundown of the periods from the birth of my own three children back to Shaman and Warrior Commander Pikamalaza Phiri, here is how on estimation it would look, given some 40 year’s berth younger or older:
Pikamalaza Phiri 1830(Query Swaziland, Query Mozambique Query South Africa, KwaZulu-Natal, the Matanje Chieftancy from which come such clans as Mbewe).  The Matanje Clan of the Zulus were next to obliterated by Shaka Zulu, thanks to the former’s recalcitrance to the rise of the latter.  Author suspects the famous Matsenjwa clan is an offshoot of the Matanje and that many of the anti-Shaka Phiris either migrated to present-day Lesotho or went to Swaziland by the aforementioned Matsenjwa surname or simply Maseko which is another stone-age surname and offshoot from the Phiri, the world’s oldest royal surname who taught humanity the necessity of cooking food and banned the eating of raw meat.
Manyanya Phiri   1860(Query-Zimbabwe Query Malawi Query Zambia)
Maziriyankhunda Phiri       1890(Malawi, query Mzimba)
Bright Manyanya Phiri (a.k.a. Yona)        1920(Chikulamayembe Chieftaincy,Query Ruphi District, Malawi)
Goodman        1961 (South Africa, Mpumalanga, The Brook, Zonstraal, The Albert Luthuli Municipality)
Tamara Sibusisiwe Phiri (1 Military Hospital Thabatshwane, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa), Maziri Lwandiluquqaba Phiri (Unilever Brothers Hospital, Brook Bond, Iringa United Republic of Tanzania), Mercedes-Thoko Phiri        2010 (ditto)
IMPORTANT RECORD FOR POSTERITY On arrival in South Africa to work principally in the gold mines around the 1940s, athor’s father suppressed the Phiri surname and flaunted instead the first name (“Manyanya”) of his great-grandfather.  Author discovered this in 1976 when he peered into Father’s Malawian passport and raised hell about it to which Father bowed in and allowed the entire family to be known by its rightful surname “Phiri” rather than “Manyanya”.  But this was not after several grandchildren of my my father’s, like Jabulani Manyanya, Tamari Manyanya, Zodwa Manyanya etc.  had already gotten themselves registered at Home Affairs as ‘Manyanya’ rather than ‘Phiri’.  They were all children of my stepbrother, Fanyana Manyanya who will be featuring later on in this writing.

3THE MATERNAL TFWALA/THWALA ANCESTRY (“MNYAMANDE!”)

LaTfwalastands as one of author’s known ancestry, if knowing the name suffices.  She was a queen; and my third great gran,a wife to Swazi King Sobhuza I,a.k.a. Somhlolo
As a result, I treat all Tfwalas I meet as my grans with all due respect paid to them.
That is the teaching I received from my maternal gran, Swazi Princess Mrs Eleanor Fedeqhikizalemalangeni LaNkosi LaDlamini, the daughter of Prince Sigeyeza.  The son of Prince Khenkana, the son to Queen LaTfwala,(alongside WaLaTfwala’s Prince Khoza ,2. WaLaTfwala’s Prince Mdayi (who fathered Prince Lomanyaza and grandfathered Kromdraai's Khenkana), 3. WaLaTfwala’s Prince Khenkana and Goodman’s ancestor, and WaLaTfwala’s Princess Lositfupha)
For that matter, some of the two descendants to Phiri’s 3rd maternal granduncle WaLaTfwala Prince Mdayi is my Nelspruit-based Maternal Fourth Cousin Zandile Patience Shabangu waNana Shabangu, waChwalile Zulu, waLomanyaza, waMdayi.  She lives a stone’s throw from my AlmaMater, Thembeka Senior Secondary School at KaNyamazane, Nelspruit, Mbombela.
My maternal third great grandmother the the Swazi queen naturally brought me into this world via her own third child,Prince Khenkana who in turn bore Prince Sigeyeza, the father of Princess Mrs Fedeqhikizalemalangeni LaNkosi Mavimbela and the mother of  Mrs Belinda Thokozile LaMavimbela Phiri who in turned mothered author
Now if I were to have a quick rundown of the periods from the birth of my own three children back to Queen LaTfwala:
Queen LaTfwala   1830(Swaziland)
Prince Khenkana 1860(Swaziland)
Prince Sigeyeza     1890(Swaziland)
Princess Fedeqhikizalemalangeni    1920 (South Africa, Barberton, Emjindini)
Belinda  1950(South Africa, Mpumalanga, Lake Chrissie, Msukaligwa)
Goodman        1980 (South Africa, Mpumalanga, The Brook, Zonstraal, The Albert Luthuli Municipality)
Tamara (1 Military Hospital Thabatshwane, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa), Maziri (Unilever Brothers Hospital, Brook Bond, Iringa United Republic of Tanzania), Thoko    2010 (ditto)

4THE MATERNAL NKOSI ANCESTRY (“DLAMINI!”)

King Somhlolo Nkosi stands one of embodiments known by name in Phiri ancestry, if knowing the name suffices.  He was a Swazi king contemporary and ally of King Shaka Zulu; and my maternal third great gran.
As a result, I treat all Nkosi Dlaminis I meet as my grans with all due respect paid to them.
That is the teaching I received from my maternal gran, Swazi Princess Mrs Eleanor Fedeqhikizalemalangeni LaNkosi LaDlamini, the daughter of Prince Sigeyeza.  The son of Prince Khenkana, the son to King Somhlolo,
My maternal third great grandpa the the Swazi king naturally brought me into this world via his child,Prince Khenkana who in turn bore Prince Sigeyeza, the father of Princess Mrs Fedeqhikizalemalangeni LaNkosi Mavimbela and the mother of Mrs Belinda Thokozile LaMavimbela Phiri who in turn mothered author
Now if I were to have a quick rundown of the periods from the birth of my own three children back to King Somhlolo:
King Somhlolo       1830(Swaziland)
Prince Khenkana 1860(Swaziland)
Prince Sigeyeza     1890(Swaziland)
Princess Fedeqhikizalemalangeni    1920 (South Africa, Barberton, Emjindini)
Belinda  1950(South Africa, Mpumalanga, Lake Chrissie, Msukaligwa)
Goodman        1980 (South Africa, Mpumalanga, The Brook, Zonstraal, The Albert Luthuli Municipality)
Tamara (1 Military Hospital Thabatshwane, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa), Maziri (Unilever Brothers Hospital, Brook Bond, Iringa United Republic of Tanzania), Thoko    2010 (ditto)

5THE MATERNAL KHUMALO ANCESTRY (“MNTUNGWA!”)

Princess LaKhumalo Nkosi stands as one of author’s known ancestry, if knowing the name suffices.  She stands as wife to Swazi Prince Khenkana of whose two known issue are Prince Folozi and and Prince Sigeyeza, Goodman Ancestor (Her brother was known as Mr Sibewula Khumalo).
As a result, I treat all Khumalos I meet as my grans with all due respect paid to them.
That is the teaching I received from my maternal gran, Swazi Princess Mrs Eleanor Fedeqhikizalemalangeni LaNkosi LaDlamini, the daughter of Prince Sigeyeza.  The son of Princess LaKhumalo. Seeing that Princes Khenkana and his two sons (among others) came from Swaziland to settler in Emjindini/Barberton,it is safe to assume that the Khumalos, maternal relatives of the two princes, originated from Swaziland too.  However, from the popularity of the name “Sibewula Khumalo” (Prince Khenkana’s brother-in-law) it may be equally safe to assume that a remarkable number of the Khumalos, Sibewula included, joined the the royal family in Emjindini/Barberton.
My maternal second great gran the Swazi princess LaKhumalo naturally brought me into this world via her child Prince Sigeyeza, the father of Princess Mrs Fedeqhikizalemalangeni LaNkosi Mavimbela and the mother of Mrs Belinda Thokozile LaMavimbela Phiri who in turn mothered author
Now if I were to have a quick rundown of the periods from the birth of my own three children back to Princess Mrs LaKhumalo Nkosi:
Princess LaKhumalo   1860(Swaziland)
Prince Sigeyeza     1890(Swaziland)
Princess Fedeqhikizalemalangeni    1920 (South Africa, Barberton, Emjindini)
Belinda  1950(South Africa, Mpumalanga, Lake Chrissie, Msukaligwa)
Goodman        1980 (South Africa, Mpumalanga, The Brook, Zonstraal, The Albert Luthuli Municipality)
Tamara (1 Military Hospital Thabatshwane, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa), Maziri (Unilever Brothers Hospital, Brook Bond, Iringa United Republic of Tanzania), Thoko    2010 (ditto)

6THE MATERNAL MAVIMBELA ANCESTRY (“MKHOLO!”)

Mnukwa Mavimbela stands as one of author’s known ancestry, if knowing the name suffices.  Because of disruptions in author’s efforst of researching this ancestry, principally from tow of their descendants (Norman Mavimbela and Maggie LaMavimbela Shithole both of who feature prominently in this account) next to no physical and actual research has been done as yet on the Mavimbela.  Nonetheless, oral account points their known origins to KaManzini, Swaziland.  Names like Bundlukezi, Maliwane, Boyane, Zombodze and others feature prominently too.  The most striking thing about the Mavimbelas I know is their resemblance, something which suggests they come from a close-knit family and ancestry as from Goodman’s second great grandpa Mnukwa Mavimbela of Swaziland.
As a result, I treat all  Mavimbelas I meet as my grans with all due respect paid to them.

My maternal second great grandpa the Swazi Mnukwa Mavimbela naturally brought me into this world via his child Mr Mashoma Mavimbela, the father of Mr Willem Mavimbela and the father of Mrs Belinda Thokozile LaMavimbela Phiri who in turn mothered author
Now if I were to have a quick rundown of the periods from the birth of my own three children back to Second Great grandpa Mnukwa Mavimbela: said to have been a shaman
Mr Mnukwa Mavimbela      1850(Swaziland)
Mr Mashoma Mavimbela   1880(Swaziland)
Mr Willem Mavimbela         1900 (Swaziland but brought up in South Africa, Zonstraal, Mpumalanga)
Belinda  1940(South Africa, Mpumalanga, Lake Chrissie, Msukaligwa)
Goodman        1970 (South Africa, Mpumalanga, The Brook, Zonstraal, The Albert Luthuli Municipality)
Tamara (1 Military Hospital Thabatshwane, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa), Maziri (Unilever Brothers Hospital, Brook Bond, Iringa United Republic of Tanzania), Thoko    2010 (ditto)
One needs to state that Willem was orphaned while still probably younger than two.  He was then taken from Swaziland to South Africa’s Zonstraal area where his paternal uncle, Khekhekhe Mavimbela lived.  That is where he grew up,married, and started his own family.
Of Khekhekhe’s two or more wives (inclusive of a LaMalaza) it is LaNdlovu who adopted the small Willem for her own son.  Otherwise, none of her  children were boys
As intimated earlier there is a lot of grey area in the history of the Mavimbelas.  There is for example ZephniaMavimbela wa LondoloziMavimbelawaNkisimaneMavimbela; and it would seem like NkisimaneMavimbela is of the same generation as MnukwaMavimbela and they could be brothers.
There is also PhethileLaMavimbelaWaSolomoniMavimbelawaPaulMavimbela and it would seem like Paul is of the same generation as brothers Khekhekhe and Mashoma, probably first or better still, paternal second cousins.
Then there is also Mathaba MavimbelawaMphumaphi Mavimbela; and it would seem like Mphumaphi and Willem are probable paternal third cousins.  It would seem like there is no house Mavimbela in Mpumalanga greater in numbers than the Mphumaphi house.  Author knows a score or more of the descendants.

7THE MATERNAL MTHUPHA ANCESTRY (“JABULASE!”)

Mthupha is one of my youngest known ancestors, if knowing the name suffices; and information here is still sketchy even.though I know for a fact that a number of them live at KaMsogwaba/Pienaar
As a result, I treat all Mthuphas as my grans with all due respect paid to them.
That is the teaching I received from my maternal gran, Swazi Princess Mrs Eleanor Fedeqhikizalemalangeni LaNkosi, the daughter of Princess LaMthupha wife to Swazi Prince Sigeyeza Nkosi of Emjindini/Barberton.
My maternal grandmother the princess LaNkosi brought me into this world via her own daughter, Fully-weddedMrs Thokozile Belinda LaMavimbela Phiri, my mother who committed herself to the labour I am on Thursday 4 May 1961
Now if I were to have a quick rundown of the periods from the birth of my own three children back to Princess LaMthupha Mrs Nkosi, here is how on estimation it would look, given some 40 year’s berth younger or older:
LaMthupha   1890(South Africa, Mpumalanga)
Fedeqhikizalemalangeni    1920(South Africa, Barberton, Emjindini)
Belinda  1950(South Africa, Mpumalanga, Lake Chrissie, Msukaligwa)
Goodman        1980 (South Africa, Mpumalanga, The Brook, Zonstraal, The Albert Luthuli Municipality)
Tamara (1 Military Hospital Thabatshwane, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa), Maziri (Unilever Brothers Hospital, Brook Bond, Iringa United Republic of Tanzania), Thoko    2010 (ditto)
To add some more meat on the Mthupha skeleton, it would seem like the PrincessLaMthupha had a brother who will be nameless.
He fathered one ReverendLawrenceMthupha who started the house at Msogwaba.
ReverendLawrenceMthupha then in turn fathered Goodman’s first maternal cousins Messrs Vusi and SibusisoMthupha, I must have clapped eyes on.

8THE PATERNAL KUMWENDA ANCESTRY (“KUMWENDA Dairi-citimbane-musopa-munguyi-bamzhomera-bakazhomera-zanyao-e-Kumwenda!”)

Kumwenda is currently the least known clan name in my ancestry. They are on my paternal side of the family tree and wholly inMalawi.
Nonetheless, I treat all Kumwendas as my grans with all due respect paid to them.
Mrs EstherNyaKumwendaPhiri is the mother to Mr BrightManyanyaPhiri. And some five or so other children all of them younger than my Bright.
Bright fathered Goodman
Now if I were to have a quick rundown of the periods from the birth of my own three children back to Mrs Esther NyaKumwenda Phiri, here is how on estimation it would look, given some 40 year’s berth younger or older:
Mrs Esther NyaKumwenda Phiri      1900(Malawi)
Bright     1920(South Africa, Mpumalanga, Lake Chrissie, Msukaligwa)
Goodman        1960 (South Africa, Mpumalanga, The Brook, Zonstraal, The Albert Luthuli Municipality)
Tamara (1 Military Hospital Thabatshwane, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa), Maziri (Unilever Brothers Hospital, Brook Bond, Iringa United Republic of Tanzania), Thoko      2010 (ditto).


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